My Psychotic Roommate, Part 2

These are the days of my life... I just had a lovely evening of insomniatic web surfing. I was nearing the edge of sleep when I looked around the room (yes, the same room I had been sitting in for the past 8 hours)... and I noticed something different, something... missing. What could it be you ask? Just the dining room table chairs, of course.

She HID, yes hid, the dining room table chairs. The table, however, remains. Honestly, I was too shocked for words at first to come up with some sort of answer as to why someone would do something like this. Then it hit me, she's insane! Actually... I'm pretty sure I can tell you exactly why she hid them. The answer is so obviously simple: I sat in them day before yesterday while wrapping a gift at the table. I sat in them. Therefore, they must be taken away. Naturally.

I'm still pretty shocked. Also still at a loss for words, kind of. Oh! And that's not all that happened this week. She also hid the recycle bins and her printer (which I never use). But the best is yet to come...

You know those things you stick to you dishwasher that say Clean/Dirty? Well, we have one of those. Right now it says Dirty. Meaning, the dishes in the dishwasher are dirty. Got it? Great. Well... I had dirty dishes in there. She had dirty dishes in there. I went to put more in one day and what do I see? My dirty dishes are right where I left them, but hers... GONE. She took hers out and washed them by hand apparently. Really?! My only conclusion is that by simply turning on the dishwasher, she would have been 'technically' cleaning my dishes too and that simply won't do. I can think of no other reason for this behavior.

Well... that's all for now in Crazyland. Unfortunately, you can look forward to future episodes of: My Crazy Roommate. Cheers!