My Psychotic Roommate: Part 3

Umm, yeah... so... she hid the silverware. I shit you not, she hid... the silverware. Who does this?! However, not only did she hide the silverware (most of which she had to have taken out of the dirty dishwasher and washed by hand because the other dirty dishes are still in there) but, she hid the silverware organizer. Although, I have to be fair, I'm not entirely certain that 'hid' is the appropriate term. I suppose something along the lines of 'took away' miht be better.

She took away the silverware and silverware organizer. Yes, that sounds right. Can anyone think of a reason a sane person might do something like this??? Please, tell me. I am eager to listen. *hears a slight breeze and a cricket chirping*

But... my stories always have a kicker.... she replaced the silverware and the organizer with the version of holder silverware she could find. In my little ol' brain I am thinking that she did this because she didn't want me to use her silverware. So what did she do? She bought some pitty silverware for me because she figures I don't have any of my own?!

This is insanity my friends! What else has disappeared in the past week? Let's see... the blender, her table, some cooking utensils, most of her food, her sanity... I'm sure there's more that I haven't noticed yet.

What can we learn from this situation? Well... I think first and foremost, it is important to find a job and apartment that you can afford without having to rely on another person's money.

Live single, don't mingle.

That's going to be my new motto. If there were any way that I could afford to live here alone without working 80+ hours a week, I would in a heart beat. Anybody reading this... cross your fingers that I find a good roommate... soon.